Q. What's the difference between the Pgh Steelers and the Taliban? A. The Taliban has a running game. Q. What do the Pgh Steelers and Billy Graham have in common? A.They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q. How do you keep a Pgh Steeler player out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts. Q. Where do you go in Pgh in case of a tornado? A. Heinz Field - they never get a touchdown there. Q. Why doesn't Johnstown have a professional football team? A.Because then Pgh would want one. Q. Why was Bill Cowher upset when the Steeler playbook was stolen? A.Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Pgh Steelers and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Pgh Steelers. Q. What do the Pgh Steelers and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q. How can you tell when the Pgh Steelers are going to run the football? A. Kordell leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. -------------------------------------- Anthrax Scare in Pittsburgh, Pa. Pittsburgh Steelers' football practice was delayed on last Monday for nearly two hours in Pittsburgh. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Cowher immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players... was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again. *********************************************************************** A first grade teacher in Pittsburgh explains to her class that she is a Steelers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand, except a little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Steelers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Browns fan , and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a Browns fan?" "Because my mom is a Browns fan, and my dad is a Browns fan, so I'm a Browns fan too!" Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Browns fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "We'd be Steelers fans."